putting on slippers

Sleeping with a grandmother

I pulled at the bingo and took a grandma home. It was like putting on slippers

by MOTD March 19, 2015

Putting on the kegs

Australian slang for putting on weight

Have you seen Barry? He's really putting on the kegs lately

by p00lm8 June 14, 2018

putting on lipstick

When a dog licks its crotch, especially when it is aroused.

Don’t let Poochy lick your face—he just finished putting on lipstick.

by Dboy85 December 22, 2019

Putting on the press

When you are at the bar trying to pick up.

Based on the (FCP) Full Court Press in basketball.

If they go to the dance floor... you go to the dance floor. If they go to the bar... you go to the bar. If they go to the washroom...you wait outside the washroom. In theory, if you're the only person they've seen all night, you are their only option at the end of the night.

I'm putting on the press tonight.

Last night she was putting on the press.

by S Poppy July 11, 2020

putting on siding

When you masterbate so vigorously that you build callouses along the sides of your shaft.

Johnny's been in prison so long that all he can do is keep putting on siding.

by Re85sa October 26, 2022

putting on the feed bag

eating or having a large meal with gusto

After a long day of hiking, we were all famished and eagerly putting on the feed bag at the all-you-can-eat buffet.

by I am the dreamer in the ocean April 7, 2024

Putting on a performance

You can see...

Hym "How they are just putting on a performance, right? We shouldn't be doing that anymore. Look... No matter what I say it will not turn off the spiral. If it is going off there is only one thing that can be done. You REE-lon couldn't EVER do it without me. Not in a million billion years. Seriously. Do I have to plug your nose and pretend my middle finger is an airplane or something? This is childish."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025