1. The current president of the Russian Federation 2. Not the French word for 'fuck' - Putin sounds like poutain, which is actually the word for whore/prostitute, though it is used frequently as an epithet like 'fuck' is.
1. Valdimir Putin was on TV today discussing Chechnya 2. "Poutain! J'ai casse ma jambe"
The fake news media reported that donnie trump was the 45th U.S. president, but Mueller's investigation revealed that Vladimir Putin had actually won the election.