Pussy derangement syndrome 

A woman's inability to distinguish between a man's equal opportunity in a career and access to her sexually.

Melania didn't think Barack Obama should be President, because of her pussy derangement syndrome, she would not consider him a viable sexual partner

Pussy derangement syndrome by MJssss December 29, 2018

PTS (Pussy Tongue Syndrome)

A condition where a person cannot eat any spicy food.

"yo bro do you want a Jalapeño"
"nah man i got PTS (Pussy Tongue Syndrome) "

PTS (Pussy Tongue Syndrome) by ntdny October 14, 2018

Carpal Pussy Tunnel Syndrome

Carpal pussy tunnel syndrome is one of the most common hand conditions. It is caused by pressure on the median nerve in the carpal tunnel of the wrist. The carpal tunnel is a narrow passageway surrounded by bones and ligaments on the palm side of the hand. When the median nerve is compressed by fingering your women. Fingering can cause symptoms which include numbness, tingling and weakness in the thumb and fingers.

I think I got carpal pussy tunnel syndrome from fingering my wife.

Carpal Pussy Tunnel Syndrome by Portugals Fireman July 6, 2024

Pabs aka pussy ass boy syndrome 

Pabs affects 1 in 5 men unfortunately 1 in 5 five men suffer pussy ass boy syndrome

Pabs aka pussy ass boy syndrome is a rare condition found in men

Pabs aka pussy ass boy syndrome by Thecoonman2407 December 30, 2021

Pussy Ass Bitch Syndrome

Symptoms-

-Unable to tell the truth
-Does everything their partner says

-Lies to covers up child abuse

-Stands by and does nothing to help the child being abused

-Participates when told to

-Makes excuses for behavior

-Doesn't take accountability for their actions

-Attempts to overshadow and compete with other's trauma

-Seems to be going through a middle crisis

-Cares deeply about how everyone sees them

Natalia Grace's adoptive father has pussy ass bitch syndrome. His ex-wife couldn't have put her through hell if he did anything at all to help her.

Pussy Ass Bitch Syndrome by Dontdrinkpizza February 18, 2024

Mississippi Pissy Syndrome 

A terrible affliction plagueing the land of ghetto black kids Mississippi that’s right on the border of Alabama the land of sister Fucking. A syndrome categorized by getting super pissed for no good reason. Usually seen in Ghetto Black kids. A popular candidate for M.P.S. Is Vincent.

“Damn, Vincent got Mississippi Pissy Syndrome”

“Vincent is Mississippi Pissy”
*says hello* “WTF YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!”-Vincent

Mississippi Pissy Syndrome by JinxReplica January 28, 2019

golden pussy sydrome

A sickness suffered by stuck up pretentious women usually found in Toronto bars, who are only interested in the mansize of a guys wallet and material goods.

"Yo man, that biatch has golden pussy syndrome, she been tearin up the town with all my coin.

golden pussy sydrome by Dr.D!gs May 20, 2004