puny dick

Your best friend who happens to be bigger than you that you know can't possible hope to even have a mediocre cock that couldn't touch the bottom of a tuna can erect.

Yeah, here comes Dominick with that puny dick of his.

by Cleverbob99 August 25, 2016

puny pecker

He has extreme nose powers however his genitals are microscopic tamed by none other than the aesthetic one he is only defensive about his peepee when aesthetic is in range

Hey look puny peckers existing again eww

by Beathan belms January 2, 2019

Unis Punis

What you say when you have one point in Orange Ball.

How many points do you have? Unis punis.

by StockM1991 February 14, 2010

Yo-Kai Watch Puni Puni

A shit game made by NHN

Person 1: Why do you play Yo-Kai Watch Puni Puni.

Person 2: I'm a masochist

Person 1: Man you're fucked up

by NerfMiner December 17, 2022

PUNY INSIGNIFICANT MORTAL

something you say to somebody when they can't find the answer to a painfully simple problem.

gee man, I cant seem to find the answer to this math problem!
<Its 1+1>
YOU PUNY INSIGNIFICANT MORTAL!!!! THE ANSWER IS CLEARLY 3!!!!

by Nukes.io February 15, 2020

Punis

Smelly penis

“Pew! You got a punis bro”

by Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz July 25, 2022

Puny Toast

A Special Sandwich soaked in egg yolk, fried on both sides and then folded with a filling of mashed potatoes.

I love having Puny Toast with my evening tea.

by Jazzmonox December 23, 2010