Pulling a Johnny

The act of sucking your own dick on a bus full of people.

Sometimes when I'm looking at porn on the bus I feel like pulling a Johnny.

by Fanny Fondler November 8, 2008

Pulling a Johnny

Pulling a Johnny means flirting with someone a lot with no intentions of a a relationship with them at all. You might even be seeing someone, but that doesn't stop you from telling the victim that they actually have a chance with you.

"You're gonna take Katy out?"
"Nah, I'm pulling a Johnny on her."

by KindOfACock June 9, 2014

Pulling a Johnny

Pulling a Johnny means flirting with someone a lot with no intentions of a a relationship with them at all. You might even be seeing someone, but that doesn't stop you from telling the victim that they actually have a chance with you.

"You're gonna take Katy out?"
"Nah, I'm pulling a Johnny on her."

by KindOfACock June 9, 2014

Pulling a Johnson.

Telling Goebbels style massive lies.

He promised to give lots of money but he was just pulling a Johnson.

by CrazyCatRescueMan September 1, 2019

Pulling A Johnson

Pulling a Johnson is when someone you're dating falls off the face of the earth, and resurfaces as a soul/faith eating douche bag.

I can't believe he was all up in my shit and now he's pulling a johnson!

by DJ Snatchums August 28, 2010

Pulling a Johnson

Passing out in someones front lawn and being picked up in the morning by animal control

Matt pulled a Johnson yesterday. Matt is pulling a johnson

by Maroons December 14, 2008

Pulling a johnnie

Hiding in the closet while your friends get in trouble, and once they find you, you act like you don't know whats going on.

Did you hear what joe did, he got caught pulling a johnnie. What a dickhead.

by ac91 May 14, 2013