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puffin muffin

an extraordinary woman who knows what a man needs in life. important-- she is as cute as a puffin while as tasty as a muffin. like the puffin she is responsible and mature. but like the muffin, she is healthy little snack that will brighten anyone's day. not to be confused with muffin puffin.
what? you sent me a card with an octopus even though i can't even get an envelope to send you a letter? gosh darn, woman, you are a puffin muffin.

how dare you judge me! i am a man's puffin muffin and don't you ever talk to me again!
by ruffin muffin October 5, 2009
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Puffing

Promoting false truth about yourself in order to deceive your social media audience into believing your more desired & or popular then you are.

Exaggerating the truth about who you really are in order to fool people into believing your a bigger deal than you really are.
she's puffing about being kicked out of Vidcon, it never happened!
by Exposing the frauds June 26, 2017
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Puffin

A great boyfriend who is very playful and strong but so cute and cuddly at the same time!
I love my puffin he's so puffiny!
by vixen2013 June 14, 2011
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Puffin

From the looks of what was in their joint, they were definitely good puffin.
by Mr. Macintosh January 5, 2019
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muffin puffin

when we get back to her apartment, I intend to do some extended muffin puffin.
by StevieKay January 24, 2003
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Puffing on a Fag

What they calls smoking a cigarette in England
Jorge: Martha, is our sun gay?

Martha: No dear, he's just puffing on a fag.
by The BLACK RAPER March 14, 2009
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snuggle puffin'

the act of simultaneously snuggling and puffin' on God's finest with your equally stoned significant other.
The two nympho's couldn't keep their hands off each other or the weed. They were in snuggle puffin' heaven.
by L&D May 4, 2008
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