pud

The male genitalia - a penis, dick, cock, or dork.

Larry sat home all evening and pulled his pud.

by B. Sure January 16, 2003

pudding

1.Thick, sweet, creamy, delicious sauce.It is usually chocolate flavored.

2.Slang for cum

1. That pudding was delicious.

2. That pudding was delicious.

by Cartmansp May 25, 2004

pudding

An aphrodisiac recommended and used by Bill Cosby.

Bill's having a hard time getting it up. Get him some pudding!

by jshade June 27, 2007

pudding

a squishy snack that comes in many flavors including chocolate vanilla and bannana

Boy:would you like some pudding?
Girl:yes

by Kittykatpuddingfat September 19, 2006

pudding

one of the best technique words for a deez nuts joke

Person 1: Do you like pudding chocolate?
Person 2:uhh.. yeah mostly.
Person 1: When can I start pudding deez nuts in your mouth

by theteeheegod1 January 15, 2022

pud

short for pudendum, or genitalia. dick, crank

I spent all day pounding the pud.

by nut January 31, 2005

pud

a person who does idiotic things without too much effort. Is not always derogatory, but can be used as such.

I felt like such a pud when I tripped up the stairs at the tube station.

I am such a pud.

My boss forgot to tell me that the times of a job had changed, so that I could let his crew know...what a pud monkey.

by Val Cohen April 26, 2004