Semen protector

The protector of semen
There to protect you from sus videos online
Made popular recently due to Stanley.MOV's YLYL and sleep streams

Yo Virgil please be my semen protector and prevent this anime woman from stealing my semen

by Ageddevistation August 18, 2022

bunny ear screen protector

a screen protector for the iPhone X styled iPhones that does not cover the notch and therefore has so called bunny ears on the top left and right corners.

Samuel has a bunny ear screen protector.

by ThisIsMemeboi September 1, 2021

Protector

A person who escorts and/or watches over another (the “Charge”) to ensure that the other is safe and is not “hit on” unreasonably by others. A Protector can and often will allow others to interact with the charge. A Protector-charge relationship is usually an open relationship and can involve elements of Dominance, service, training and/or scening, at the option of the parties. The inclusion of these elements is usually left to express negotiation and agreement between the parties. A Protector-charge relationship generally is not expected to last for a long term, but generally may last for one or several months.

She attended her first BDSM with a Dominant friend acting as her protector.

by txtantra November 30, 2003

erector protector

A method originally developed by Sizzle, in which a pillow is used to hide an erection, during a movie or at another unacceptable time.

Woah, that's hot, I better get out my erector protector.

by T-DUBB 1991 October 25, 2007

surge protectors

condoms, rubbers, IUDs, diaphrams, the pill, etc

Hey joe; aren't you afraid you are going to get her pregnant? Hell no, as long as I have my surge protectors, I am not worried.

by mo cox February 1, 2007

Prostate Protector

Slipping one off the wrist, choking that preverbial chicken etc. etc. Now scientifically proven to be good for the health !

"...It's not what you think mum, you just caught me trying to prevent Prostate cancer in later life!!"

"Just nipping up stairs dear for a spot of prostate protection"

by Big Ash July 25, 2003

surge protector

in a situation that finds three men simultaneously having anal sex, with person (a) topping person (b), and person (b) topping person (c), the surge protector refers to the middle person (person b), who is both getting anally penetrated while anally penetrating at the same time. this middle participant in the threesome is in effect transferring power from the person fucking him to the person he is fucking.

yo, that surge protector is fucking and getting fucked at the same time!

by alfie mellow July 22, 2010