Net profit

(n.) Gross profit minus expenses.

Our net profit is less than 1% of our gross profit. We have too many o/hs.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Corporate Profit Day

Otherwise known as Saint Valentine's Day. Celebrated on February 14 every year, Corporate Profit Day is the time of year that business rakes in billions of dollars preying on the irrational desire of many couples to legitimize their relationships in the eyes of their peers.

Jill: Hey Jack! What did you get your girlfriend for Corporate Profit Day?

Bob: I got her a box of chocolates and some flowers because we are getting SO serious!

Jill: Oh, you must love her more than my boyfriend loves me because he only got me a box of chocolates.

by clippo February 26, 2011

profit-driven company

The least profitable thing in the world run by people who are out of touch with their own emotions and will never probably never understand what life is really for.

You’d be hard-pressed to find anything less profitable than a profit-driven company.

by kabukulator September 15, 2011

Profitate

When a girl purposefully leaves you in the friend zone because it is convenient for her.

Guy1: Dude, that girl has so many guys in the friendzone doing shit for her to get some and she totally knows it.

Guy2: What did you expect man? She profitates off that shit.

by Insigniarum May 12, 2020

poonitis

1. The condition which arises from extended periods without poon, or having sex. Patients suffer from poonitis will experience a burning in the loins for the heat of a woman's genitals, depression, loss of self esteem and will moan things such as "poon!" and "I need to get some." While masturbation may relieve the symptoms of poonitis temporarily it provides no real cure and the intense burning of the loins will return. The only known cure for poonitis is in fact the heat of a woman's genitals, or sex. If left untreated poonitis can result in loss of vision, malnutrition and even death.
2. Some people are immune to poonitis most notably, Clay Aiken and Senator Larry Craig. Although the reason for this is remains unclear.

1. "Dude I haven't had any in 2 months, I'm afraid I've got poonitis."
2. "Ever since I broke up with my girlfriend I've had poonitis. But now it's getting really severe, I think I've started going blind!"
3. "It has been one long year since we have lost Jimmy to poonitis. If only he had not tried to wait till marriage he might be with us today."

by Yoge and Spanky February 21, 2008

PROFIT!

The result of a step-by-step combining of a defined action and ?. Originated from a South Park episode "Underpants Gnomes"

Step 1: Steal underpants.
Step 2: ?.
Step 3: PROFIT!

by Gerinych January 13, 2008

Pronicity

That act of being so good at a video game, that your actions or skills are close to that of a professional player of that video game.

"Hey dude, that was an amazing clutch!"
"Ya, it's from my general pronicity."

by xLegendarY May 17, 2009