productizing

Productizing is when you take a big shit on someone, grind it into their face with a meat grinder, and then violently rape them with an iPod. This way, they feel the product ripping them apart, but they also smell the quality of the product itself.

Jeff: "Dude, why do you smell like shit?"
Bob: "My girlfriend was productizing me with an iPod yesterday."
Jeff: "Ouch."

by TheProductizer October 28, 2013

productional

A time saving variation of the word production.

Once we get this sucessfully tested, we'll be ready to go productional!

by CroDaddie February 02, 2006

Productive

Jesper // Twqntys

“You are very productive”

by 20s October 14, 2018

Productive

Something that could be seen as worthwhile, but is probably used as an excuse to do a useless task.

Instead of sitting here, I am going to do something productive.

Like what?

I'm going to watch Days of our Lives.

by Skye8604 February 16, 2009

product

1. Something one gets in order to build a deck at a Magic Tournament.
2. Prize for being in the top 8 players at a Magic Tournament.
3. Something one has a big box of so that one can draft out of it.

Once we have everyone seated, we will pass out the product. - Judge Larry (happy birthday)

by Jables January 15, 2004

product

An ugly person who has been birthed out of the wrong hole.

That product looks and smells appropriate for their times.

by god's peer November 30, 2012

Product

A cigarette.

I think its time to go for a product.

by Dave Milligan November 27, 2003