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Procrasturbating

When you are starting to wank but lose the motivation to reach the climax, therefore you push back delivering the results later hoping that it will feel better.
I was having a wank job while thinking of Anna Kendrick in "Up in the Air" but then I felt like I wanted to sleep a little more. So I stopped, slept 2-3 hours, then when I woke up, I restarted the job and I finally came. I procrasturbated.

I was rubbing my bean while thinking of being sanswiched by James Franco and Seth Rogen, but the idea of having Jonah Hill joining in just broke my momentum. So I stopped rubbing it before reaching any orgasm, watched some Sex in the City episodes for around 1-2 hours, then I restarted to finally squirt real hard while thinking of Brad Pitt. Procrasturbating sometimes give me bigger orgasms on the 2nd try.
by JackAceJack October 9, 2016
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Procrasturbating

It's when you're sitting down trying to write an essay, and while you're thinking of something to write you start masturbating.
I had a 1000-word essay due tomorrow so I started procrasturbating.
by Basscrack November 13, 2019
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procrasterbating

Verb to 'procrasterbate'= To masterbate or 'have a wank' to pass the time when you are supposed to carry out another task.
"Hey Dom hows the job-hunting"
"haven't done any yet been procrasterbating over anything remotely sexual all day"
by Dom 'word smith' myers May 6, 2010
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I forgot to do my book report because I was procrasturbating
by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013
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Procrasturbating

The act of procrastinating/avoiding work by masturbating.
Erin: Where's mike?
Slizz:Oh ya know..
Phinney: He told me he was doing math homework, but hes probably still procrasturbating.
by double aaa April 23, 2011
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The art of putting off important or useless assignments so you can masturbate, so good luck and don't get caught kiddy's
My Mom walked in on me Procrasterbating last night and all she was "Jimmy at least finish your homework".
by Jacob F; November 7, 2007
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the act of masturbating to put off an important activity
tyler; i had a paper due today but instead i spent the whole day procrasterbating
by mrgdawg111 November 6, 2012
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