Propeller Wedgie

When a geek/cool kid gives a kid a painful wedgie.
Instructions.

1. Obtain a strong stick or baseball bat.
2. Find a stupid kid.
3. Pants him and when he bends over to pick them up stand on his pants and put in the stick lying down between his leggings.
4. Twist as much as you like, until his undies break.
5. Be warned, this can permanently injure his testicles and is the most painful when done correctly.

Damn, yesterday I got a propeller wedgie from brad. He gave me a swirly then propeller wedged me before hanging the stick on the ceiling. My balls are now red and crap.

by Wedgie_Giver December 1, 2013

propellering

The act of vigorously spinning while mounted atop of a penis during sexual intercourse.

Man that girl was propellering on my dick like a disc spinning in I disk drive.

by TFTC69 November 19, 2013

Propester

A campaigner against pest control. Those who defy conservation science and would sooner see forests overrun by invasive species than look at the hard data. Often prone to violent outbursts and domestic terrorism, they have been known to hijack helicopters, throw their extracted tumors at innocent workers, plant fake bombs, ad nauseum.

Ranger Steve: Hey Carl, don't forget to check your wheelnuts before you go home today.
Ranger Carl: Whys that mate?
Ranger Steve: The propesters are at it again, if it's not enough we have to dodge flying tumors, now they've started sabotaging our vehicles! Thanks to them, my wheel came flying off and hit a baby in the face.
Ranger Carl: That's deeply disappointing.

by Sass The Normies November 18, 2017

Captain's Propeller

A drink that was created by drunken teenagers from jersey at 1 a.m. It contains orange propel fitness water and about 3 shots of captain morgan. The combination of these fluids creates a smooth tasting liquid orgasm.

Guy 1: Dude what am I drinking?
Guy 2: The Captain's Propeller brosef!
Guy 1: WOW! This is like a liquid orgasm!

by Neil Durkin April 21, 2008

An actual propper definition for once in my life

When an defition in the urban dictionary isn't a joke definition

Hey what the defiention for Pokimane
Well it quite negitive
Wow it An actual propper definition for once in my life

by EmberGoWild March 27, 2022

Penis propeller

When a man proceeds to rotate his hips in a motion that will cause his penis to spin in a motion imitating a plane's propeller.

Performing the penis propeller is more impressive the smaller your penis is.

It is impossible to do a penis propeller while receiving oral sex.

by DaddysBulge May 5, 2010

proppershopper

A female that drags unwilling participants around a maze of shops which sells various miniature garments at ridiculous prices. She will walk slowly picking up what she perceives to be a “bargain” and occasionally purrs to herself. The time spent in one shop varies from female to female but can be anywhere between 30 minutes and 6 days without food or water. The male of the species only known as man will at some point asked to be relieved of his duty as bag handler so that he may rest and feed. A beating will then ensue. Eventually the women will exchange paper or sometimes a rectangular plastic card for the material she desires and they will leave for their nest, where the female will decide that her purchases were unsuitable.

The women went shopping with her male companion on Oxford Street, London. They were both holding hands. Unfortunately, after 2 years in a descent relationship with her he had not realised that she was a “proppershopper”. Days later his carcass was found bloodied and mutilated floating off the coast of Africa. All wounds appeared to be self inflicted.

by Mikeyjah June 24, 2006