Philadelphia Paint Job

After anal sex, she farts big and the cum sprays all over the wall.

I butt fucked her for a month, now I have a full Philadelphia paint job in my bedroom.

by Joe Black2 September 26, 2018

point job

To point at a target with one's index finger in a mocking gesture while simulating jerkin' off with the other hand and making orgasmic faces and grunts (Typically done when intoxicated) Abbreviation: "pj" Plural: "pjs"

As we walked by some tools we passed on the street, we gave a couple of point jobs to let em know what we thought of them.

by Chet Liedl December 19, 2003

african paint job

Its when your on the shitter and then you whip your ass and blow your nose with the same piece of toilet paper

Jon: I was pooping and the i gave myself and African paint job

Tron: eeeeew that gross

by hahasuka January 31, 2014

vermont paint job

a vermont paint job is when you get a lap dance with a chick who didn't wipe well (aka: skid marks)

me and my buds went to this k-rad strip joint and fred got a lapdance from shirley who ended up giving him a vermont paint job... much more then what he bargained for!

by mustardplug February 15, 2005

Paint job

-When you take a giant sticky shit and after you flush, there’s shit streaks left in there.

-skid marks not in your underwear, but in your toilet

“Yo bro, you need to start toilet brushing your toilet because you be leaving a paint job in there every time”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 25, 2019

Jamaican Paint job

When a guy cums into a glass of a mixture of Tomato Sauce and Mustard then forcing the chick to drink it and puke back in to the same glass, re drink it and spray it all over herself.

" Time for a Jamaican Paint Job "

by Wizrdlys February 6, 2015

Italian paint job

When one is walking with microwaved pasta, trips and throws pasta all over ones wall

Stephen fell down the stairs with leftovers, leaving an Italian paint job for his mom to clean up

by Dilfdaddychewski January 19, 2023