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PRIMO actually means 'first' or 'top' as in 'first class' 'top choice'. From this word we get 'primary' or the single most. The confusion in its meaning comes when we start using it in context of a conversation; however, generally it means the best of what the conversation concerns. When used in the context of relationships or relatives... Primo refers to 'first cousin' or 'best friend'. In our drug-oriented culture 'Primo' refers to the supreme high associated with a marijuana cigarette or 'joint' rolled with cocaine added to the pot mix. In food, it refers to the top quality of ingredients and preparation as well as presentation of the meal. The same is true when referring to beverages or anything that the speaker wishes to give the highest praise. "That (whatever) is really PRIMO!"
"That (whatever) is really PRIMO!"
by AFRTS VET December 22, 2015
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Primary Lotus

When you're 69'ing a girl and about to bring her to orgasm, wrap your arms around her tightly, open the eight gates, yell "This is my ninja way!" and spin as quickly as you can off of the bed and slam her head into the ground.
"Yo, how was the sex last night?"
"She was being annoying, so I used the primary lotus on her."
"Damn, Guy sensei would be proud."
by weebdefinitions November 27, 2018
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primo pussy

An excellent vagina, perfect for engaging in sexual activity with.
(jacking off)
(vagina close up)
"Ayyy that's some primo pussy"
by {21stCenturyTerms} March 6, 2016
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Priority Fail

Any point in time when a spouse, child, family member or ANYONE ELSE in your physical perimeter becomes subordinate to text, email, tweet or any other virtual bullshit method of communication.
Hey mom, did you hear about the kid that turned COVID positive at school today?
***continues texting***
Yeah, so it turns out that he was at the graduation party last week.
***continues texting***
And so I got tested for the virus.
***continues texting***
I'm positive for COVID-19

WHAT!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING!? YOU COULD INFECT ALL OF US!!

(Priority Fail)
by YAWA July 14, 2020
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Gan Eng Seng Primary School

A utterly useless school that has no budget and does not allow students to learn, teachers not respectful if a student is in a wheelchair, does not allow 4 people helping a student in a wheelchair and not helping a student carry his bag. The creator of the school clearly has no budget.
Did you see the new iPhone 11? It's so Gan Eng Seng Primary School sia. Fcking bodohs kanina.
by MasturbatingBicycle July 19, 2019
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Nan Hua primary school

Biased Teachers,dirty minded students,trashy classmates and hot students
by Ieaturmom October 17, 2021
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priority friend

A priority friend is the kind of friend you would drop all prior plans to hang out with. The best kind of best friend.
Junior: Oh man!!! I waited at the pub for an hour and you didn't show up?? What happened?

Mike: Sorry man! I got "the call" from Chris last night wanting to hang out. I drop all my plans when he calls. Life is just more fun with a friend like him. Chris is my priority friend.

Junior: Oh, that's ok then. I'd do the same if I'd got "the call" from Chris. He's worth it.
by MikeBus October 23, 2010
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