predictatorship

when your phone changes words in your text making it completely stupid or makes it dirty

John- hey we still on for the man party?

Bob- sure, i got a problem though, my dicks gone cold, i need it warm for the party

John- dude, i didn't know you were going to rape us

Bob- WTF, it was men't to say dip, predictatorship is a bitch

John- you know im still up for this whole dick idea, just saying.

by Toppy123 March 7, 2011

Pre-Predict

To determine an outcome or situation BEFORE it was thought of by someone else or put into motion...

Therefore “pre-predicting” the thought of an end result of a plan that did not begin.

-Carissa D. Worsham

“I pre-predicted that car would cut across traffic.”

by Meddlingheart July 7, 2019

Preistor

Combination of a Priest and Pastor. Used when confusion is present regarding predominate religion.

Is the Preistor going to marry you?

Your Dad is a Priestor?!

That Preistor had a great speech in church today.

by Words Galore August 25, 2009

Prediction

Description by marketers for explaining what usually is already happening. Most frequent level of usage generally occurs in December.

Prediction: "Facebook is gonna be a big deal in 2011."

by @LenKendall December 20, 2010

predictive maintenance

A high-tech version of, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. It improves reliability and cost-effectiveness.

Predictive maintenance allows things to be repaired when they become at risk of breaking down, while avoiding repairing things that are not at risk.

by Downstrike December 14, 2004

Prediction

Something that is foretold,a vision of the future,a prophecy

I'm seeing a prediction of your future.That you're gonna become a great bussinessman.

by BlackPohatu October 5, 2016

Predictionment

To foresee ones self or others future predicament.

I had a predictionment in last nights dream that I would get drunk and fuck my brother, and it happened three times!

by T-Lo June 23, 2006