When the fat guy you have a relationship with bails on you when he becomes hot and acquires social value.
" what happened with the guy you were engaged with?"
" he got hot and got a new job. He pulled a Chris Pratt on me "
" he got hot and got a new job. He pulled a Chris Pratt on me "
by Nina Clerecuzio June 20, 2018
by H April 21, 2005
Grayce Pratt is my discord kitten
by Pu69ymanzin June 27, 2021
by Odie from Garfeild November 04, 2021
nonononononononononono, anyone but fucking chris pratt, why is he mario, why does he garifeld, nooooooooooooo
by HibiscusMiku November 03, 2021
Girl: Chris Pratt is extremely hot!
Boy: No kidding! Have you seen Passengers? I'd go gay for him after watching that movie!
Boy: No kidding! Have you seen Passengers? I'd go gay for him after watching that movie!
by lovemesomechrispratt February 05, 2017
He's a dude who is currently hooking up with 2 toasters, 1 microwave, 1 refrigerator and (supposedly) Nicholas the toaster.
Also short.
And everyone says brown eyes black hair bUT HE'S GOT BLUE EYES AND BLONDE HAIR LIKE COME ON SERIOUSLY.
Also short.
And everyone says brown eyes black hair bUT HE'S GOT BLUE EYES AND BLONDE HAIR LIKE COME ON SERIOUSLY.
Lucas Pratt: T O A S T E R
His friend (me): *rapidly typing on google* WHAT DO I DO WHEN MY FRIEND IS ATTRACTED TO TOASTERS???
His friend (me): *rapidly typing on google* WHAT DO I DO WHEN MY FRIEND IS ATTRACTED TO TOASTERS???
by iTsOnLyMe_654 February 24, 2020