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Plattitude

1. The way a platypus feels toward outside stimuli.
2. A perceptibly hostile manner as demonstrated by a platypus.
"Damn! That platypus has got some plattitude!"
by Nick4208 February 23, 2015
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Platitude

A measure inversely proportional to the amount of alcoholic beverage left in a glass. Hence, a full glass will have no Platitude, and yet an empty one will be full of Platitude.
Mark said, "I need another drink, this one's full of Platitude."
by Ed May 6, 2005
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patitude

attitude that consists of extreme sass, huffiness, touchiness, and often smart-ass responses. A hybrid between a temper tantrum, a diva-like rant, and a pre-throwdown litany of profanity.
When James started complaining about the air conditioning in the car, claiming it was making his contacts dry out and his joints stiff, and repetitively asked that everything go his way, we told him to cut the patitude.
by kirstenruleslikewhoa May 8, 2005
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Platitude

Innate ability to add to a boring conversation
I am on fire so i think i have been set alight by a platitude
by JAJBP July 6, 2017
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prostitude

Dat he-bitch Duece Biglalowz a muhhfukkin prostidude.
by G-gro July 21, 2008
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prostitude

(n.) - The streetwise attitude of a prostitute, male or female; the attitude of a white collar worker who is about to prostitute himself or herself in order to try to get a promotion at work
"Damn, did you see the prostitude on that streetwalker at the corner of Lexington? She was reeking of it!"

"I hate to do this, but if I want that raise, I am going to have to steel myself and pose with some strong prostitude in the office next week!"
by PRwiz101 October 6, 2009
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partitude

Party attitude; the attitude one should bring to a party.
Ex: I know it's finals week, but everyone needs to bring their partitude to the blowout on Saturday.

Ex: Kendra, Lauren, and Paige were the only ones who actually brought their partitude on Friday. Everyone else still hadn't gotten past the stress and tiredness from their weeks, and weren't that much fun.
by Marleyandme! April 27, 2019
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