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Death by PowerPoint

Overuse of PowerPoint by the U.S. Army in presentations.
Oh my God!! Can you believe Captain Jones gave a PowerPoint presentation on undewater basket-weaving? That was Death by PowerPoint.
by Brain Housing Group June 14, 2010
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Powerpoint

To point at an individual with a foam finger
Yes I see that cheerleader on the field, but would you stop with the powerpoint, everyone knows you are gawking.
by Stoolie September 5, 2013
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Powerpointpath

An accelerated career path based on the person’s full-time dedication to the preparation of PowerPoint presentations for executive management. This career path is the result of the symbiotic relationship between the shameless corporate climber and the needy executive who has to pay an ever increasing price for the cranorectal employee to do the work the executive is supposed to do himself.
Matt: Wow, Jonathan got just got his third promotion in one year.
Darryl: Yeah, he is on the Powerpointpath.
by Jomahma July 17, 2007
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Powerpoint Filibuster

When a student or multiple students ask questions in order to distract the teacher from changing slides. This allows for students to have more time to be able to take notes on the current slide.
Student 1: "This professor is going so quickly through these slides!"
Student 2: "I'm going to put up my hand and attempt a powerpoint filibuster."
Student 1: "Do it. For the students."
by SuperWelcomeMatt April 9, 2013
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death by powerpoint

when some one uses powerpoint and trys to lecture u with it thair for boring u to death
oh no this is gona be a death by powerpoint situation
by boing May 7, 2005
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powerpoint whore

A teacher or professor that uses random powerpoints from Google to attempt to explain a topic, but as a result, ends up confusing students by creating a clusterfuck of conflicting ideas. Power Point whores are often oblivious to the destruction that they create.
After seeing the material in a powerpoint from a university in Japan, that powerpoint whore has me confused as fuck.

If we could save trees by not printing all of this powerpoint whore's notes over global warming, we might actually be able to counteract global warming.
by Aggie15 March 15, 2014
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Powerpoint

Anus. The pressure point that elicits an impactful response.
I jumped through the roof when she hit my PowerPoint.
by Sparty911 November 1, 2019
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