coffee pot poacher

Coffee pot poachers: Alert

Definition: A person or persons who is engaged in a covert mission to roam the building in search of fresh coffee. Once fresh coffee is found they will kill the pot and disappear without a trace. No thought of making a new pot crosses their mind.
What to look for: These people are very hard to spot and blend in very well with the rest of the office personnel. You must be sneaky and spend copious amounts of time near the pot to even get a glimpse of their clandestine mission. They are crafty and should not be approached. They will adamantly defend their position that they “did not know the pot was empty!”

Did you see the coffee pot poacher? We must have just missed him I can still smell him aftershave!

by Reelriver April 27, 2015

Poacher

A man who attempts to steal away a girl that is actively being pursued by someone else.

Last night I was talking to this girl for a while but out of nowhere this poacher swooped in and took her away from me.

by Mr. Filter November 23, 2009

pouched

Getting Drunk, being Drunk

I got so Pouched Last night.
She was Pouched when she bought those pants.
Let's get pouched!

by PouchMaster1 April 12, 2011

pouches

interj.
1. Used to express peace out for the non-thugerated.
( originated from Dan Chen)
2. More than one pouch is the wrong definition.

1. i'm outta here pouches.
2. Pouches guys.

by daniel chen January 2, 2004

poacher

Some one who steals a girlfriend or girlfriend to be.

Alex poached Gregs chick and as a result they both got no action for the weekend.

by D. Rat May 28, 2005

Kidney pouches

A kidney pouch is the fat above the waist, over where the kidneys are. It can be used as an ansult to a fat person or anyone.

Lee: Hey bird nose.
Darby: Shut up kidney pouches.

by xDCJx April 29, 2007

cooch-poacher

One with the habit of stalking cooch that belongs to someone else, often the cooch of a friend.

Go easy on the Tequila tonight, there is a cooch-poacher eyeing your lady.

by Fading Glory October 6, 2008