Portsmouth

Where perfection meets paradise, the harbour town of Portsmouth is born. A collection of rolling hills, real gentlemen, and a burger van combine to create this magical location.

Thou hath visit thy Portsmouth, thus shalt surely remain mushty

by Lewis12121 January 10, 2014

Portsmouth Steamer

see Pompey Steamer for method

Guy 1: That was a text book Portsmouth Steamer, please don't give me another thrashing!
Guy 2: Shut up and get what is coming to you
Guy 1: Nooooooooo......aaaaagh (fade to death)

by The Circle April 6, 2005

Portsmouth Plumber

A guy that gives BJ's to random strangers in public parks. Considered derogatory.

"hey man I heard you went to The Fens last night after the bars closed looking for a Portsmouth Plumber. lololololollolololololool"

"Wut? Fuck you. That ain't cool. I was at my grandma's house last night."

by affluent geoffrey October 6, 2019

Portsmouth

Two words: Shite Hole!

Man 1:Whats all the brown stuff in Portsmouth?
Man 2: Shite

by sallyanna February 22, 2009

potty mouth

Someone who speaks very ugly,vulgar.

Paul's mother called me,and she told me you have a potty mouth.

by BlackPohatu October 18, 2016

Potty Mouth

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob in a port’ o-potty

“Hey did you hear”
“Hear what”
“Taylor has fucking potty mouth”

by PottyMouth12345 June 10, 2019

Portsmouth FC

Discusting team. All inbred. Funny looking creatures. Skates

You support Portsmouth fc you must be inbred mush

by Hahahhahahallllehhehe May 6, 2019