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Postman Pat

A well reputed drug dealer who delivers under any condition.
Background:
Postman Pat was the name of a character of a show with the same name produced for children but meant for grown ups. In the show Postman Pat featuring a big long nose had to deliver some "stuffs" with unknown contents, surprisingly every time he ran into a problem, but eventually at the end of the day he proudly succeeded every time and made his customers astonishingly happy!

If you think now as grown up you would realize that only a drug dealer could endeavor such pain to deliver!

There are some theories addressing the possible reasons for his big nose, ranging from daily cocaine sniffer to having the same problem as Pinocchio which can be justified in such harsh job.
Man, you look so fucked up! U should call Postman Pat
by Joe the wise May 27, 2016
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postnami

Combination of the words post and tsunami.

When something on a message board breaks and suddenly all the lurkers come out of the woodwork to complain.
"Holy shit, what are all these weird people doing on the forum posting all over the place?"

"It's a postnami. We're waiting for the admin to come on and fix the site so they'll go away."
by zexxxxxxxi July 1, 2012
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Postmodernism

The most effective way to kill brain cells. An endeavor mostly pursued by people who hated math in high school. Postmodernism is
"I took a postmodernism class last term. Now half of my brain is rotten"
by BlackSpray May 17, 2015
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postmodernism

A term that you keep on hearing about in college and have to look up on Wikipedia. Basically says "fuck it" to the search for any intellectual conclusions.
Once you look up postmodernism on Wikipedia, feel free to sound smart around your friends by using it in conversations!
by rackham March 11, 2009
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postabate

to like your own post on social networking sites such as Facebook. Sometimes people feel bad when their posts are not liked by any of their friends on facebook. hence they start liking their own posts. and his is how postabation works ... just like masturbation works for boys.
Hey no one likes my post on FB... i should postabate ....
by Rashi Sharma July 15, 2011
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postal service

An indie pop with Ben Gibbard (Death Cab for Cutie) and Jimmy Tamborello.
by Mxymo April 2, 2004
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going postal

originally coined from a series of real life shootings in the postal service, it now usually means that someone is about to go nuts or off the deep end. the reason for going postal is usually trivial. also, means person on psychiatric meds that is off their pills.
after finding her computer's wallpaper had been changed again, Jane went postal on her fellow workers.
by Foozi100 August 17, 2005
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