poopportunity

A meal that lends itself to a good bowel movement. Similar to roughage or fiber, but with a postive spin.

I could use a good poopportunity, I think I'm going to go with a salad tonight.

by seaglass May 3, 2006

Opportunity

A word they use in Corporate America to trick you into doing work no one else wants to do while thinking your going to get promoted as a result of your hard work.

"Hey! Can you please file these work papers and make these copies! This is a great opportunity! You should be glad you got this!!!!

by You dundoit May 5, 2005

Pooprtunity

The opportunity to take a dump

Before this road trip, give yourself a pooprtunity

by BLPOF December 3, 2010

Nopportunity

A favor someone asks of another person that will not only be of no benefit to them but also degrades their life in some way. These favors are usually asked with a high pitched "happy to see you" sort of tone.

"Hey buddy! (Guy asking a favor teases the other guy's hair like a dog) I've got an opportunity for you! How would you like to come in on Saturday and help me untangle all the paper clips?"

"Sounds more like a Nopportunity" (full sarcasm)

by smartashley October 5, 2012

opportunity cost

The value of resources and time given up relative to the best alternative. Includes the estimation of time in process. If a economy is competitive, the opportunity cost is a good indicator of the price because any change in prices is a change in the opportunity cost, which means a change in the allocation of resources.

The opportunity cost of 9/11 was huge! Lives were lost, capital was destroyed, people got sick......so when 9/11 happened there was a change in the market prices which changed the allocation of resources.

by rodan118 February 9, 2010

Development Opportunity

Basically a shit sandwich served up at your work by a senior manager, who calls it a 'development opportunity' to relieve their conscience as they should be performing this task themselves.

Manager - "I have a development opportunity for you, could you please do (insert mundane task here)?"
You - "Fuck!"

by It's a swan February 4, 2010

Opportunity

Opportunity is a set of circumstances that is conducive for the occurrence of an event or for the performance of a task. It can also be defined as the amount of time or a situation in which something can be done -Emeasoba George

Opportunity is synonymous with chance.

by Emeasoba George July 14, 2018