pootacious

A word used to describe something that sucks, is lame or crappy.

That was the worst movie I ever saw! What a pile of predictable shit that was. God, Matthew Perry is pootacious!

by beautifulbastard August 2, 2009

Idahoan Pootato

Also known as a pootato, a scat act of shitting out a turd the size of a potato, which is then used as a food, more along the lines of a potato.

Man 1: Your breath smells so bad, what did you eat?
Man 2: I ate an Idahoan pootato, what's wrong with that?

by Gryaskov January 10, 2021

Hot Pootato

When you line up two buttholes and one person poops into the other and then the other poops back into them.

Those two dudes played “hot pootato” last night and passed the peanut with the corn on the side of you know what I mean.

by anonymous May 2, 2022

pootycooting

Wasting time when you should be productive, procrastinating. Can also be used in a situation in which one or more persons are not paying attention the way they should.

As per others, can be used as a sexual innuendo.

Pat, stop pootycooting around and look here!

OR:
Paul and Leanna, that pootycooting should be taking place in private!

by adgasefsa March 24, 2011

pootatoe

A turd with significant girth.

"That pootatoe stretched my ring something fierce, I tell you."

"John developed hemorrhoids after wrestling with a pootatoe that split his sphincter"

by Probably Dan But Maybe Not October 21, 2015

pootscoot

A very ran down and junky car .

I know he not pulling up on this ugly ass Pootscoot .

by Weilz July 3, 2020

Pootato

After spending a huge amount of time and effort tending to your vegetable patch, it is time to harvest the spoils.

30 seconds of digging you find an abundance of carefully buried cat shits snuggled up next to your tubers.

Oh for fucks sake saggerz, all we have got is 300 pootatoes again.

by Torbaydos July 27, 2022