poose

a word meaning 'stupid, idiotic, "gay", unfair, etc etc...' often used to describe a situation rather than a person. sometimes can be used instead of saying "what balls!" as "what poose!"

person: "hey, can you come over today?"
friend: "no, my mom won't let me. she says i have to clean my room"
person: "what? ugh. thats mad POOSE."

person: "so yesterday i got in school detention for coughing."
friend: "what POOSE!"

by codename_lily May 26, 2008

poose

to seek sexually satisfaction from women by tellin them any thing thay want to hear, being a slimey cunt.

the practice of seeking sexuall satisfaction from many women

(ENGLAND)

" OI, CHECK OUT JIM HE'S POOSIN THAT BIRD HARD."
yeah im on the poose too man, big time

by psychobabble the mc September 12, 2009

poose

to flirt/pull someone of the opposite sex

"mate you should have seen the girl i poosed last night"
"im defo going to get my poose on tonight"
"who are you poosing at the moment"

by Dr Poose June 5, 2009

poose

A slang term for "Vagina" or "Pussy".

"Damn, that girl got some rank poose."
"That girl Laquisha's poose was as smooth as an African bongo's tight skin."

by Squidacious November 14, 2015

Poose

Nickname, rude word to call someone.

Hey you can call me Poose. Ew your a poose.

by 4n0nym0u2 August 12, 2017

Poose

Pronounced POO-S. NOUN Something that is dirty or gross.

Poosy POO-SĒ ADJECTIVE something that appears dirty or gross.

That dirty diaper is poosy!

Look at all that poose on that trash can.

by Inferno344 March 5, 2018

poose

go to sleep

"yo man ima poose gn"

by Lil Jabarri January 1, 2021