poop dick

A man's penis that is so long that it will either dip or lay in the bowl of a toilet when he is defecating

That boy's got a poop dick...poor bastard.

by Grmmus T Willikins May 21, 2006

poop dick

n. A black man's very large unshapely black penis that resembles a log of shit.

"Oh Brianne, I heard you fucked Jamaal."
"Yeah, Jenny, it was pretty good, except for his fucking poop dick."

by yondaddy January 20, 2008

Poop Dick

Poop-Dick -noun.
1. A noun used to refer another man as being GAY (homo-sexual).
2. Making a reference to a man inserting his penis into another mans anus as to establish his gayness.

That nigga shrek is a Poop Dick, bitch nigga spilled some yak on my kicks. Ohh him? that nigga got knocked out by Jahw for being a Poop Dick

by Jahw April 6, 2007

Poop Dick

When you taking a shit and your dick falls into the water.

Bro! I need to wash my dick. I got poop dicked.

by 2.Scriple August 8, 2017

Poop dick

A Poop Dick is when a man gets poop on his Dick after anal sex. It also can be an insult towards someone being annoying and stupid.

"I have a poop Dick after Amanda . let me fuck her in the ass."

"Wow , Curtis is being such a poop dick"

by D.Fire February 18, 2021

Captain Poop Dick

Someone with a lot on their mind and is being a dick to everyone.

Casey has been acting like Captain Poop Dick all day.

by Poottiepoo August 23, 2016

newbie poop dick

a guy who has anal with other guys.

you're fuckin gay you newbie poop dick!

by cammie September 23, 2004