pooner

One who poons or is in the act of pooning. A pooner talks crap and can't back it up.

Leron Duwayne Lechtenberg is the biggest pooner in the world.

pooner by Cecil Wallbanger February 20, 2003

pooner

A wet blanket; one who refrains from enjoying others exploits.

Kid 1: I waited since 10:30 p.m. to get a Wii, my dad shows up at 6:00 a.m. and wants to go home right after the store opens and we get it and now I'm stuck with only one remote.
Kid 2: Dude, your dad is a total pooner.

pooner by pissedgamer November 21, 2006

pooner

A person who is fat lazy and does nothing with their life. Someone who chews tobbacco excessively

Billy is the biggest Pooner ever! Why is he on broadway?

pooner by ryan_686 September 14, 2005

Pooner

Someone who was birthed out of someone else's anus.

Eww dude, you smell like a pooner!

Pooner by Bolb December 16, 2003

pooner

a person who finds en-joyment in humping cows... NAKED!!!!!

My best friend is a pooner.
Jessica trys to incourage other people to become pooners!

pooner by Jill February 21, 2005

pooner

a person who obliviously excels in stupidity to their own detriment.

a person who when ordering a bottle of shag lager will highlight the word shag in any number of 'amusing' quips. eg 'could i have a shag please barmaid' or 'if i have a shag will you have it with me'- What a Pooner!

pooner by dan and ben February 9, 2003

pooner

The female version of a boner. A female erection, if you will.

I was so excited I got a pooner!

pooner by JennyBirdy August 11, 2010