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Poocation

The extended time taken, while taking a shit, that allows you to get away from the day and all of it's stresses.
What is up with Frank? He seems really annoyed today.

He is stressed. He will be fine after his 10 o'clock poocation.
by Warchef March 9, 2010
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Poopcation

When an individual has spent a ridiculously extended amount of time in the bathroom. Specifically, when they are using the extended time to avoid compleating a task, or to get an extra paid break at work.
"Felicia has been in the bathroom for, like, 45 minutes. Either she is dead, or she is on a poopcation."
by Mama Margarita May 17, 2014
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Poundation

When one goes out to a club/concert and the price for beer/alcohol is very expensive, he or she must obtain a significant buzz prior to the night's festivities. (The pounding of alcohol to create a foundational buzz = poundation)
Dude, I do not want to spend that much money on drinks at the bar. Let's just pre-game (term for drinking before) at Ryan's house so we have a gnarly poundation.
by Mr. Westchester March 26, 2009
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Poonictionary

Poonjab-to punch one's vagina

Poonexican-when you look at your and you see a stach

Poonboom-when your too far away for a poonjab you throw a bomb.

Poonbruise-when you look at your vagina and you see black and blue

Poonjew-when you lookat your vagina and you see a litte hat

Poonnazi-when you look at your vagina and your peubs are in the form of a swatzika.

Poonslice-when you judo chop a vagina

Poonedo-when your underwater and you see a vagina you throw a torpedo at it.
when any of the following words in poonictionary got to do with you, your vagina is in need of some good hearty dick.
by Poonmatt May 14, 2007
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Phonication

An intimate, sexually oriented, extended phone call with a friend, also known as phone-boning....
Man, me and Melanie were in to some serious phonication last night
by JPnEB May 28, 2009
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Pornication

The attempt of a porn watchee to fornicate with whichever electronic device he/she is using to watch porn.
Billy can no longer see whats on his computer screen due to his multiple acts of pornication.
by Erik Villoria June 9, 2007
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phonecation

When you take a vacation from your phone. Generally, it's 2 or more days.
I took a phonecation and now I'm a better person.
by ToastyToastedToast May 18, 2016
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