poopgasm

The feeling when a large stool presses against your prostate, producing feelings of rapture.

I'm fine, but I was just crying a second ago from my beautiful poopgasm.

by spoonydip February 24, 2011

poogasm

the involuntary moan you let out when you are finally able to shit after a long, painful bout of constipation.

He was gone for a long time, but when I heard his poogasm, I knew what was going on.

by Relieved1 March 15, 2010

Poogasm

The sensation that comes with a really good shit. Almost an outer body experience.

Guy 1 - "I just heard a lot of loud and irregular breathing coming from the bathroom. Were you having an orgasm?"
Guy 2 - "No orgasm, poogasm!"

by Kool-Moe-Dee January 20, 2011

Poorgasm

when you have as much money as MC hammer and the only thing left you can do is wank it to the beat of "nobody knows the trouble Ive seen".

I just caught Tony Danza having a poorgasm behind Wal-Mart.

by tom k November 25, 2003

Poogasm

An unexpected male ejaculation during a poop.

Often the result of pressure being applied to the prostate from intense pushing, followed by the eventual constipation relief.

Rufus: “Dude, you were in there a long time and you look exhausted, everything OK?”

Doug: “yeah all good now bro, I was really struggling at first but then I just gave it one final push and boom! it must have snagged my G-spot or something on the way out as I had a huge poogasm!

by Madbasha January 20, 2022

Poorgasm

1. Feeling one has after screwing the poor.

George Bush gets lots of poorgasms with his "tax cuts".

by pglto March 27, 2005

Poorgasm

When a male makes a failed attempt at making a woman orgasm.

Wes failed to make Emilie poorgasm with his two inch weenie.

by westiclesthebesticles January 28, 2009