Poogle

Poo·gle
/ˈpo͞oɡ(ə)l/
verb
getting information about (someone or something) by plucking it from one's own ass, rather searching on the internet for the actual facts by using a search engine such as Google.

"Trump Poogled the number of people attending his speech at the Great American State Fail"

Poogle by Seilenos July 2, 2026

Poogle search 

The act of standing up from the throne and losing something of value from a back pocket into the mess beneath.... prompting the need for a "poogle search" to retrieve said item

Sorry I didn't reply, lost my phone in the bowl and had to do a Poogle Search. It's drying in a bag of rice

Poogle search by Yibbo Shakie December 16, 2017

Poogle Muscles

The rectal equivalent of the female Kegel muscles.

Every time he would dig the tattoo gun needle into the flesh at the top of the back of my thigh, the poogle muscles of my butthole would clench up and it looked like I was twerking.

Poogle Muscles by Pillsdb January 7, 2017

The Poogle Game 

A game in which multiple men look up random words on google images. In doing this act they place bets on which page there will be porn on. Winner takes all. *Make sure safe search is off

I won $50 playing The Poogle Game last night!!!

The Poogle Game by daddy lurs January 25, 2009

Pink Poogle Toy 

The greatest Neopets fan site on the Internet.

I love the Pink Poogle Toy forums.

Pink Poogle Toy by optimus_87_ca October 20, 2003

pappy van poodle 

Pappy van Poodle is a character from a free to play 3DS game called Rusty’s Real Deal Baseball released in western territories in 2014. Until early 2019, almost everyone, especially in the West, had no idea of the character’s existence. This is most likely because, to even see him, you have to purchase an in-game mini-game from Rusty (the shop owner) without using the haggling option to reduce the price of said mini-game. However, when YouTuber Nick Robinson uploaded a video titled “ The Nintendo character with zero Google results”, interest of Pappy van Poodle skyrocketed and within 5 months he went from 0 to 15,100 Google search results, was featured in a video with over 3 million views as of October 22nd 2019 and even got a petition on change.org to get him into Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

“Pappy van Poodle for Smash!”
“Pappy van Poodle...neighbour, businessman...and mentor to Rusty for nearly 20 human years.”

pappy van poodle by SleepyCustard October 22, 2019

Jordan Poole Effect 

Going off in basketball when their are some baddies watching

Mike: Yo dude you played crazy all those girls were watching

Joe: Yeah must’ve been the jordan poole effect

Jordan Poole Effect by mommkller December 17, 2022