pood

An even dumber way than doop for the audible sound of stupidity.

When you see someone do something so incredibly stupid, that you can stare blankly in wonder for hours. That, my friend, is pood.

by RevStan April 14, 2006

pood

a cat - a cute little fluffy cat.

we need to buy more food for the poods.

by charlie January 24, 2003

Pood Gussy

Pood Gussy is an inocent way to say Good Pussy when in a group of people that you may not want to inform.

Me: she's perfect, she's got the tig ol bitties and that pood gussy.

by hardyanimal June 21, 2022

pood coma

When you shit so hard you end up passing out.

My wife called the ambulance because she found me on the floor of the bathroom but it was just a pood coma.

by Carol Stream Patio Glass Door January 15, 2019

Pree Pood

Free Food (As spoken by mooching dirty old Asian ladies)

"It always goot pood when eets pree pood. Vedy sweat and waterry"!

by OZ616 September 13, 2010

faux-pood

1. verb. to fart under embarrassing conditions.
2. verb. to release a fart that has an incredible stench. (literally a false poop.)

Jennifer, thinking she was alone in the library, loudly faux-pood.

by Scubadubadog January 13, 2008

Flying Pood

A mysterious creature thus which appearedeth in the film The Flying Pood. A pood is a runt-like being with a bearded human face, but the flying one has wings like a thus butterfly and feet like beans. All poods have a slight poot smell and are never really in danger but may seek you out to save them so that you may experience an adventure that thus may be needed.

"The Flying Pood! Where did he go?" "I feel like a pood after eating those beans."

by Flying Pood January 21, 2019