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Polyamory

Wyvern: I am polyamory.
Nubi: Wyvern is polyamory defined.
Wyvern: You look it up in the dictionary, it’s just my name.
by Nubiibranch February 16, 2022
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Polyamory

Warning: This thing requires a lot of copium to work.(To be honest, it never works.)

So what is Polyamory? Well it's just the flower term for consented cheating. Glorified by cheaters and cuckolds alike, it is having 2 or more partners in a romantic relationship because one is not satisfied with only one partner.

Only idiots will consider this an option, and only the insanely sick commits to this.

Don't do this. Be like an eagle. Be monogamous.

There are so many reasons why it's stigmatized. Just don't do it.
Womyn Karentard: Polyamory is the new norm! It must be promoted to the wider populace! I have two fat non-binary (Male) partners and it's glorious. Best decision of my life. UwU.

Romeo: Only the mentally ill does that, Womyn.

Womyn Karentard: Shut up you cis white male filth!!!! I am always right! I'm sure your partner hates you!!!

Romeo: Uhh... No. We've been together since the 13th century.

Womyn Karentard: MONOGAMY IS CONSTRAINT! IT IS THE ENEMY OF LOVE UDWIWGWUSHEKSJWGASJDVKAAVAAUQ!!!!!!!!!!!

Romeo: You sound like an idiot.

Womyn Karentard: HJSHDJSIASSHAJA SHUT UP MALE SWINE DHJWSHIA!!!!!!!
by Some Guy in the Tavern January 27, 2024
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