straw poll

An extremely unorganized form of voting, usually used by self-appointed leaders when they don't have the desire to actually consider what the group wants but need to make it look like it was a majority decision.

Intramural captain: "Okay dudes, who can make it Monday to practice? Quick straw poll!" (two people out of thirty raise their hands)
Captain: "Monday it is!"
Guy #1: "90% didn't vote."
(Captain shoots Guy #1 in the face.)

by Col. Hans Landa October 4, 2011

trolley poll

the pole that comes from trolley's, it is the bit you puch, you get it by putting the trolley on the side and jumping on the trolley just below where the pole connects to the trolley, it is incredibly light and easy to conceal. but it packs a great deal of punch and will knock out your opponent. very popular in Australia

"man did you hear that dickhead ed got the shit beaten out of him?"
"yeah i heard he got poled in the head by matt"
"yeah matt knocked him out, i saw ed strumbling around like 30 minutes after it happened, he was fucked"
"yeah trolley polls are deadly"

by F"crack"J September 21, 2005

Poll Tax

Used to describe a an act oral sex performed on a man of Thatcherist Economic Belief before full intercourse

Maggie: I want you in me bigboy, now!
Luke: Calm down dear, first you must pay some poll tax.

by TomisGod November 25, 2007

poll smoking

A website devoted to political polls. pollsmoking.com

Poll Smoking the 2008 Presidential Election.

by Ian Hough January 15, 2008

snap poll

This expression comes in the political and journalistic contexts. It means earlier elections before the definite time because of the death of the president of the country or an ousting of him because of a proved impeachment.

Election law now requires a snap poll to be held.

by Zizoshokry March 10, 2017

poll dancing

The dance one does in celebration of winning a presidential election

"Dude, I saw this Youtube video of Obama poll dancing backstage after giving his presidential address. Funny shit, man."
"Wow, I didn't know Obama was so talented. I guess social laws are going to be a LOT looser than before."
"Naw, man. Not THAT kind of pole dancing."

by Phillip Reacher March 17, 2014

poll whore

A term used to describe people on www.gaiaonline.com who go into threads and vote on polls to get 10 gold every time they vote.

Poll Whore: Hey I vote on threads to get gold!

Everyone: POLL WHORE!!

by matio bello September 11, 2005