pobriety

(n.) A situation in which a person is both poor for the evening and sober for the evening.

pronounced:

(spanish) pobre and (english)sobriety

origin: frat

"I wish I wasn't in a state of pobriety tonight. I can't afford Taco Bell or a Keystone Light. I fail at life." - Doug

"Pobriety sucks." - Pablo

by Dougy Fresh SPE September 4, 2009

Podnipple

Used as a last resort when insulting someone else; can be defined as any term that will seem worse than another's insult to you; an insult that causes confusion.

Guy 1: You're a bitch.

Guy 2: Yeah? Shut the fuck up podnipple.

Guy 1: Fuck you!....wait what?

by mehpotato August 22, 2011

Podrace

An informal event between two or more friends in which all participants eat a Tide pod simultaneously, and the pod racer who dies first is declared the winner.

Inspired by the famous Star Wars quote, "Now this is podracing!"

Half of the football team can't play this week due to an impromptu Podrace.

by Fermented Cranberry Juice January 23, 2018

el padrino

Pablo Escobar. El Mahico. Mr. Cocaine.

El Padrino was once the seventh richest man in the world, all because of coke.

by Silence January 6, 2005

eaves podding

the act of wearing ear buds and bouncing your head while no music is playing, so you can eaves drop on someone's conversation

I was eaves podding and I heard Elaine say she was pregnant!

by Theresa Bates January 28, 2009

podium

How folks from Pennsyltucky (redneck western Pennsylvania) incorrectly refer to a lectern. A podium is a raised platform for speaking -- the "pod-" prefix indicates you put your feet on it.

Set your papers on the podium and read from behind it.

Man, it's not a podium, it's a lectern -- you don't stand on it!

by RedJ4ckal July 31, 2008

podrangle

A rectangle with rounded corners.

"Those iPods are in the shape of a podrangle."

by Anonymous Passenger November 3, 2005