Pontarddulais

Local Swansea town with an unlimited amount of chavs. Little Children running up to you and asking if you can go in the shop for Alcohol or Fags

Should we go down the Pontarddulais and rack up a line of meow?

by Chickenlicker January 21, 2013

Pictation

The act of using pictures to tell a story.

That are shows a perfect pictation of your life.

by JBinstaart November 21, 2018

pochango

1. A fruit, a cross between a peach and a mango. Not eaten usually, but used as currency.

2. A sexual act involving 3 handle bars, a raised platform and a stool. Has a 10% chance to kill the male. Often used as currency. Chance of death reduced by how many apples the person ate in his lifetime.

Girl: Wow those are some really cool boots, how much do they cost?
Salesman: 200 pochangos, and a subway gift card.
Girl: DEAL!

Guy1:Yea dude, I took her home last night..AND GAVE HER A POCHANGO!
Guy2:You got balls of steel. BALLS BALLS BALLS of STEEL

Obituary: We will miss DJ, his death, via pochango
Mourner: Damn, he went out in style

by Pixysticks December 12, 2007

pontaffism

In a story, any line of dialogue or plot development intended to be humorous or dramatic that instead has a negative impact because it exhibits some or all of the following characteristics:

1) It is awkwardly phrased, excessively wordy and/or repetitive
2) It creates glaring plot holes and derails established characterization
3) It is highly self-indulgent and/or self-congratulatory, drawing attention to itself instead of fitting smoothly into the narrative

Pontaffisms differ from instances of narm in that narmy things are unintentionally amusing whereas pontaffisms are unintentionally painful, obnoxious and/or rage-inducing.

The games Sonic Colors and Sonic Lost World are filled with pontaffisms, such as "Baldy McNosehair", "Did somebody order an extra-large clobbering with everything?" and "The only thing that's getting conquered is your face!" These make the cutscenes almost unbearable for many people.

by Concerned Writer #37,524 October 20, 2013

Pochafy

To mock or humiliate someone for something they have said or done. Same ar Roast

Let's pochafy this dude for no reason whatsoever.

by MDYHK June 8, 2018

poca

Poca is a guy who is hopelessly bad at fantasy sports. He loses every week but still thinks he is the shit.

Damn bro! Did you hear jorge talking all that shit? His team sucks....what a poca.....hahaha

by waca waca December 23, 2018

Pohtahtoh

leh pohtahtoh is le word to descriceh a pohtahtoh or perhsohn.

suh my pohtahtoh
suhhhhh
aha aha, suh.

by P0HTAHT0H January 29, 2019