rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers

A group of hill billy hicks that don't have much intelligence.

Those rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers couldn't find their way out of a paper bag!

by Babaganoosh September 10, 2005

Poot Plucker

One With The High Desire, To Kiss Assholes.
When One Kisses The Asshole, a Poot (fart) is let out, thus the person's mouth is next to the asshole, so it flows right into the mouth.

Boy: I Heard Your The Best Pootnage Speaker..

Girl: Yeah,they say that, why?

Boy: Well, I'm the best Poot Plucker in town....

by CherryPoots December 5, 2010

pig plucker

is a male is usually a male politician who plucks strings affixed to a pigs ass and is sadly tone deaf.

Trump is clearly the finest of many pig pluckers that America has to offer, ever.

by the musicologist May 28, 2018

tulip plucker

A person who takes the virginity of a female

Yeah man, that guy is a tulip plucker... always hookin' up with the freshman

by Zephyr919 June 3, 2018

Plucker

A non-binary genital.

Keep your pluckers off my chicken!

by Amazonia Linux February 26, 2023

goose plucker

A man who masturbates in public

My goose plucker of a brother got caught outside walmart

by DJ smilyface March 15, 2015

Fitshaced pluckered

The point of laughing fake falling asleep on the floor due to complete Stupidity a couple shrooms and two shots but still being able to function

Maaaan I'm fitshaced pluckered and can't get up can I sleep on da couch....pweaaaaseee but I'ma go home anyway pweeaase..

by Fart clock September 8, 2020