A group of hill billy hicks that don't have much intelligence.
Those rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers couldn't find their way out of a paper bag!
by Babaganoosh August 28, 2005
Get the rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers mug.

Fitshaced pluckered

The point of laughing fake falling asleep on the floor due to complete Stupidity a couple shrooms and two shots but still being able to function
Maaaan I'm fitshaced pluckered and can't get up can I sleep on da couch....pweaaaaseee but I'ma go home anyway pweeaase..
by Fart clock September 09, 2020
Get the Fitshaced pluckered mug.

Fitshaced pluckered

The point of being unable to stand up due to uncontrollable stupidity and a couple of shrooms... alcohol two shots
Maaaan! I'm fitshaced pluckered aaaand can't get up can I sleep right here on da floor pweeaase
by Fart clock September 09, 2020
Get the Fitshaced pluckered mug.

pig plucker

is a male is usually a male politician who plucks strings affixed to a pigs ass and is sadly tone deaf.
Trump is clearly the finest of many pig pluckers that America has to offer, ever.
by the musicologist April 20, 2018
Get the pig plucker mug.

Texas Plucker

This is where you take any sized rubber chicken and stick it in your vagina. Once thoroughly aroused you bok like a chicken. Once orgasm is achieved you pull out the rubber chicken, smack her with the chicken & watch the juices fly everywhere.
We were having so much fun at the KFC that once we got home she wanted me to do the Texas Plucker on her.
by Chancey Pants January 04, 2010
Get the Texas Plucker mug.

plumb plucker

What I call my fat fuckin thumbs
Let me slide this plumb plucker n that mouth and that booty heo
by Cecilia bumtrinket January 12, 2021
Get the plumb plucker mug.

Petal Plucker

A person who only fucks virgins.

A virgin slayer.
Landon is such a petal plucker because he only has sex with virgins and plucks their petal.
by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022
Get the Petal Plucker mug.