rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers

A group of hill billy hicks that don't have much intelligence.

Those rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers couldn't find their way out of a paper bag!

by Babaganoosh September 10, 2005

mother plucker

someone who tweezes out leg hairs or other body hairs when high on meth

She's such a mother plucker that last time she got sped she pulled out her entire right eyebrow.

by Scarlettknowsall January 21, 2020

fanny plucker

It is a name that mostly girls call other girls just to slag them off. But it doesn't have a proper meaning

girl 1 : ah go away ya big fanny plucker

by aisling delaney July 7, 2008

Petal Plucker

A person who only fucks virgins.

A virgin slayer.

Landon is such a petal plucker because he only has sex with virgins and plucks their petal.

by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022

Fitshaced pluckered

The point of being unable to stand up due to uncontrollable stupidity and a couple of shrooms... alcohol two shots

Maaaan! I'm fitshaced pluckered aaaand can't get up can I sleep right here on da floor pweeaase

by Fart clock September 8, 2020

Plucker

A degrading term for someone who's gone to therapy

"That plucker is getting there much needed help from a qualified professional. There life might turn around"

"Wow what a loser. Definitely a total plucker"

by Adeadpotatolosers June 13, 2021

Fitshaced pluckered

The point of laughing fake falling asleep on the floor due to complete Stupidity a couple shrooms and two shots but still being able to function

Maaaan I'm fitshaced pluckered and can't get up can I sleep on da couch....pweaaaaseee but I'ma go home anyway pweeaase..

by Fart clock September 8, 2020