phondi

a sexy short vietnamese asian.. who enjoys being dry humped
other names : phondalicious/ phon phon / phonster

phondi's so fine!

damnn... who's that sexy asian walkin bye??? its gotta be phondi.

by phondi's lover January 11, 2009

Plodman

The man who Plods endlessly onward, with no basic aim or principle.
His only real motivation and interest is food, and the possibility of knocking something/someone smaller than himself over.

"Hey Plodman, watch the beef!"
"Plodman, stop walking into things and destroying them"

by Loz Cook September 21, 2005

plonkstain

A person who is a stupid idiot.

You are a plonkstain.

by Jonny Jeff Cornwell July 25, 2006

Plandom

Situation where an individual claims an act as being random, when in reality the outcome has deliberately been modified to produce controlled results.

(Settlers of Catan game)
Player #1: So are we gonna set up this board randomly?
Player #2: Ya of course, just make sure there's a six on brick, i never get enough of that stuff.
Player #1: Dude what is this? plandom??

by legitgranite August 22, 2011

Monty Plontoes

Having oversized huge shoes that fit long toes normally worn by idiots

Look at those shoes, they’re Monty Plontoes

by OliOnUrban April 9, 2021

PLOD

A derogative term for people who are patronising, undermine inclusion but make money with disabled people. They often present themselves as "do-gooders" when in fact they block equality and inclusion by their actions and behaviour. PLOD stands for "(Non-disabled) People Living Off Disabled people".

The social worker didn't support that we live independently and not in a care home. He is a PLOD.

by ZeldaL May 31, 2021

plonker

the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.

bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.

by Emperor Bubba February 1, 2005