poon platoon

a name given to a guy's group of side chicks.

He asked me to be friends with benefits.... more like "will you join my poon platoon?"

by swamarama11 August 1, 2016

platoon push

When the majority or entire infantry platoon runs a train a random whore

Hey man wasn't that platoon push awesome last night?

Yeah it was sweet, but I was last so i had to rub one side of her vag becasue she was so spread open.

by muskrat mayhem June 28, 2010

coon platoon

a group of black people who are doing nothing wrong and are just existing. Used as a hateful term.

Tyrone- hi wanna each lunch with us?
Tony-NO. I DON'T WANNA JOIN YOUR COON PLATOON

by NewJigger June 6, 2023

Rogue platoon leader

Doesnt listen for sh*t!

Rogue platoon leader doesnt listen Everyday in Bco

by Blue 4 October 31, 2019

Dagger Platoon

The best platoon in all of the 442nd, and maybe even all of Starsim. Better than Doom, Trauma, and Hermes. Dagger Platoon is led by the great Zuske, and his co-lead Pavlaev.

Dagger Platoon is better than Doom Platoon.

by BaccaTroopa December 7, 2023

Infinite Platoon

An infinite platoon is a vivid dream - often a nightmare - that sticks with you for a long period of time. It usually occurs when you are physically or mentally stressed. Current life events and thoughts or fears are filtered through dream logic, creating something uncanny and hard to forget.
A common infinite platoon is dreaming about a movie you just watched (ex. Platoon) and a deep anxiety (ex. wasting time, perhaps by watching an infinitely long movie).
Infinite platoons have become more common during the COVID-19 quarantine due to higher levels of stress and boredom.

I think I had an infinite platoon last night, I can't stop thinking about it. I woke up on the verge of tears.

by glocksucker69 May 6, 2020