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Placenta Berry

A small piece of placenta that dangles from a women's vagina after giving birth.
Mary's doctor wiped away the placenta berry left behind after she had her baby.
by Dommy November 7, 2005
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placenta fucker

the act of amassing a large enough amount of placenta to fill a jug with.
then proceeding to gain erection by whatever means necessary and then humping placenta jug until orgasm.
when dimitri couldnt get aroused he decided to do some placenta fucking ie. making him a placenta fucker.
by Jackzilla April 5, 2009
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placenta hustler

someone who hangs around hospitals hoping to pillage a mothers placenta
by E J July 11, 2003
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Placenta Shark

anyone who dates a Pregnant woman to later steal her placenta and sell them to other Placenta sharks, rice sharks, mud sharks, or bean sharks.

or:
A term shouted during a game of beer pong to cause the opposing team to miss their shot horribly due to extreme amounts of laughter.
"Why are you dating that pregnant chick? Are you a Placenta Shark!"

"Shoot the damn ball you Placenta Shark!"
by Yvonne ginger October 18, 2008
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placenta queef

When you hold in a fart so long It becomes a queef and the pressure causes your placenta to shoot right out (PQ for short).
Damn! Did that bitch just placenta queef? I swear she didn’t wanna fart so it must have just shot right out her pp hole.
by PQbitch January 23, 2020
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Placenta Pie

The placenta of a women is removed after deliver of a baby during the 3rd stage of delivery, approx. 2 hours after birthing the placenta, it is added to a mixture of ingredients and made into the pie of all pies
Doctor: now that you delivered the baby the placenta pie will be ready in about 3 hours to celebrate!
by Abdulah-Josh February 8, 2009
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placenta kisser

A poor broke ugly man who kisses her placenta baby breeding ass because he is trapped in a rotten boring marriage and can't afford to divorce her. More than likely he just cheats on her with the beautiful intelligent girl who is not a ugly baby breeder.
No Man I can't go anywhere tonight because I have to go clean house, go to the grocery store and do laundry because I am a placenta kisser to my ugly baby breeder who trapped me.
by Wicked Witch August 23, 2017
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