pistivity

The level of pissed off

That just pissed me off to the highest pistivity

by khyski January 21, 2015

Highest Pistivity

1. When you're extremely, extremely pissed off.

2. When you feel like you want to crush flowers.

3. When you're so angry you feel like strangling your cat, but can't because it's so cute.

Saying "I'm pissed off to the highest pistivity there is." when your boyfriend did something like get drunk with another girl.

by CAKB September 26, 2009

Pistos

A mexican way of saying beer

Lets go to the liquor store and pick up some pistos for the party

by SrtRay September 28, 2012

Pastism

The belief that pasta has distinctive characteristics determined by their factory workers and that this endows some pasta with an intrinsic superiority over other varieties.

Hatred or intolerance of one pasta type over others.

Lauren opened her box of Spiral Macaroni and Cheese to find one, lonely macaroni noodle in the mix. Lauren did not like this because she believes in Pastism.

Matt (the coolest guy ever, who Lauren adored) deleted his cute, awesome, most bestest friend in the world from facebook because he had reason to believe that she wasa fan of Pastism.

by MeowMeowRawr611 November 25, 2011

Pistivity

The highest level of being upset.

I'm pissed off to the highest level of pistivity.

by coochieboo March 30, 2017

Pissist

A member of the Pissism religion, whom prays to the Ball God and places Pee Pee structures to appease him.

Hey bro you wanna go eat the International House of Carrots?

I can't eat carrots, I'm Pissist

by dabsallovar December 10, 2020

pastist

The act of being discriminatory towards dead people

I am pastist towards Queen Elizabeth

by Eiehkshssn October 23, 2022