Pied Piper of Poo

Someone who is followed around by a nasty smell. Or by an army of little turds.

Oh no, here comes Lenny! Hold your nose, he's like the Pied Piper of Poo!

by Bitch Monkey September 7, 2006

the piper

A mythological or fictional being that collects dues while playing the flute after an evening of heavy alcohol or drug use. Bringer of the hangover.

(1) I woke up with a very bad headache, I felt nauseous, and I think I saw the piper in my kitchen. (2) On the way home from 111 Minna, I could hear the faint sound of his zampona and I knew I'd have to pay the piper.

by Montgomery & Piper August 26, 2007

piparoon

As seen on Instagram by @probably_ded apparently meaning "a wack job or crazed pompous lady."

That woman is such a piparoon!

by Littlebeaupeep1800 December 28, 2022

Pepero

Korean snack, similiar to Pocky. A narrow stick shaped biscuit usually dipped in some kind of chocolate. Comes in many variaties. Pepero is made by the Lotte company. November 11th is Pepero day in South Korea, which Lotte takes advantage of by offering limited edition Pepero and other items. Many stores also give out Pepero free on this day.

Choi always brought a pack of Pepero with him wherever he went.

by emsox January 4, 2004

Piper

She is the greatest girl ever. If you have a piper don’t let her go

Piper❤️

by 13_nwr_13 April 14, 2019

Piper

An unassuming girl who spends most of her time trying to make others happy. She sees the good in everyone and gives more of herself to others than could ever be asked. She is extremely low-maintenance. All she ever wants in return for her kindness is some company, which she often finds it hard to ask for. She usually prefers quieter, more intimate social settings and has a tendency toward self-harm. She doesn't know how strong or beautiful she is and if she lets you in completely, make sure to tell her every day how much you appreciate her. You will never regret it.

"That girl just forded a river to save an abandoned puppy and nurse it back to health. She's such a Piper."
"That Piper over there surprised her best friend with breakfast in bed this morning. What a sweetheart..."
"That Piper girl is a real catch. I wish she knew how perfect she was. Then maybe she wouldn't be so hard on herself."

by spokethetruth November 29, 2012

Piper

she protecc she attacc she don’t give. A quiznak

Piper don’t give no Quiznak

by SeaSide November 8, 2018