Pillock

An Idiot but really more of a penis, someone who does outrageously stupid things but isn't neccesarily a stupid person.

Dylan:*does something stupid*
Zoe: Dylan is a huge Pillock
Everyone: Yeah definitely.
Dylan: What even is a pillock?

by LittleWelshWoman March 14, 2020

Auto-Pillock

Similar to Auto-Pilot, A noun for a person who seems to go around all day automatically being a pillock to someone.

John: Hey, you look fat today *Walks Off*
Jess: He just walks around all day doing that.
Tom: Yea thats because he's an Auto-Pillock

by RandyPancake November 10, 2010

Pillock

Someone who is stupid and has made a mistake!!

Example

WHAT WERE YOU DOING YOU FECKIN PILLOCK!!!!!!!!!


See jemper for another word to insult people with...

by Ryanzinhio May 14, 2005

Pillick

a small penis, a tiny weiner ect

"Brad Pitt probably has a pillick"

by dick fitswell August 24, 2003

Pillock

A person with one testical, slang for an idot.

You stupid Pillock!

by rich September 9, 2003

pillcock

Noun: A penis the size of a pill(generally a capsule not a tablet). This word can be used as an insult to say that someones penis is very, very small.

Adjective: Used to describe someone you do not like.

"At least I don't have a pillcock."

"At least I don't have a pillcock, you fucking pillcock."

by Omedon June 14, 2007

Pelicock

A penis that has the characteristic of much loose skin hanging from the underside as to give the impression of a pelican's beak and neck.

That guy's pelicock looks like it just swallowed a huge fish.

by Robfuuuuu October 29, 2009