piglet

ur mom is piglet
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piglet

also known as a rent-a-cop.

a person with authority like a security guard or by-law officer.....someone with authority, but not that much authority.
the damn piglets come every time i have a party.

the piglet at that club kicked me out for being a drunken idiot.

fuck you piglet scum!
by CurvedMirror July 02, 2008
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piglet

A cop in one of those three wheel golf cart looking vehicles.
We knocked over that piglet and he was like a turtle on his back.
by zebrok February 15, 2004
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piglet

A man who fits the definition of pig, but is well meaning.
by belle.tenor August 15, 2012
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A small pink and short penis, even when erect, it still stands at a mere 4 inches tall at its best.
"Omg girl, his package was more like a PIGLET!"
by MtothARiA October 27, 2009
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The type of girl you bring home after the bar to make into your own little sex puppet.

dave - "man, check out those piglet's by the bar"

Matt - "now there's an easy kill"

by mooseknuckler July 31, 2006
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a little girl who calls the partyline and lies her age, and what she looks like to get some phone sex
i talked to this piglet on the mamaraven the other day, and got some heazzy fooooooo shezzy phone sex up in this piece.
by d3adr0ck March 25, 2003
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