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Human Piggy Bank

A homeless man in the act of collecting change.
I was walking through the city of San Francisco today and there were human piggy banks all over the streets.

canadian piggy bank 

When you owe someone a sum of money, but instead of giving it to them directly you leave it in a hidden place where they are guaranteed to find it. The owed party will initially be angry due to not getting paid in person, and the owing party will have to respond with "I'm sorry" the next time they meet, like a true Canadian.
I left Jake's money ia a Canadian piggy bank. I hope he finds it before he finds me.
canadian piggy bank by sad_pizza October 7, 2019

shiniest nickel in the piggy bank

when a person is so unintelligent that they cannot comprehend even the most remedial concepts of education
Jerome did not understand what the scientific term for water, h2o was - he damn sure is not the shiniest nickel in the piggy bank.

Piggy Sperm Bank 

I got a piggy sperm bank so I can save up for when I want kids.
Piggy Sperm Bank by TheForbes April 10, 2011

Piggy Banks 

A bank in the form of a pig. Usually.
Person: "Look! A piggy bank! Let's shake it so it makes a cool noise!"
Piggy Banks by Evil October 18, 2003

piggy banker 

A dude who likes to "collect" fat chicks.
There goes Steve with that heifer Rhonda. He's such a piggy banker.
piggy banker by Mr. Idaho October 4, 2007