Photographer

The only person a woman attentively listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly as he says.

No women will ever do as you say unless you are a photographer

by Maurys Gaucho November 7, 2017

Photographer

An Artist that takes pictures for a living. Photographers are able to get amazing shots through Candid, Pin-ups, Portraits, ect.

People do call themselves photographers even though they take blurry, meaningless, photographs. These people ruin a great form of art. These people normally can not take critiques for their life, even when they ask for it.

Person 1: Look at this photo I just took! I'm such a good Photographer!

Person 2: This is horrible! This has no meaning let alone any definition! You are no photographer.

Other example

Person 1: I'd love some feed back on my photography.

Person 2: First off, this picture is way to burry. I can't tell what's even in this picture. Also the light is extremely yellow, so I'm guessing this was taken inside at night.

Person 1: I'M A GREAT PHOTOGRAPHER!! MY MOM TELLS ME I'M THE BEST!!

Person 3: Lolz you asked for critique

by yourmum234 March 1, 2011

Copycat photographer

A person with a camera who has no unique perspective on the world and no artistic style of their own. They fanboy their favorite photographers without ever giving them credit to look for inspiration for their next "photoshoot." They are always 5 steps behind but as annoying as Peter Pan's shadow. Typical of Instagram photographers aged 16-25. They eventually grow out of this stage when people realize what a phony they are or they die of anal bleeding from being so far up their own ass.

"wow what a great copycat photographer. This reminds me of a shittier version of this person's work."

"Bust out those fairy lights. I'm a copycat photographer ."

"Wow mark I love this photo I think you have the potential to be a future great photographer when you stop being a copycat photographer ."

by Pewpewhumanpewpew December 26, 2019

pictographied

the act of having your picture taken (plausibly sneakily) without your permission

guy1 huh, man you would think that there would be more photographers or paparatzi around here.

guy2- whoops! there is one, dude you just got pictographied!

guy1- shoot!

by ian (the shoe) August 3, 2007

potographer

Someone who takes pictures of cannabis.

My dream job would be, potographer. I could smoke weed and work at the same time.

Best. Job. Ever

by Creativecaveman October 25, 2018

food photographer

A person who takes a picture of every single meal he/she eats and posts it on a social media, usually Instagram.

"Of all the types of people who use Instagram, the Food Photographer is probably the most bizarre."

by ParkourFactor June 27, 2016

Clout Photographer

A photographer who purerly aims to shoot famous/people with ‘Clout’.

Often have little to no skill/talent at photography and throws awful lightroom edits over every shot.

“This photographer is so good, check him out”
“Every photo is rapper, his a clout photographer”

by Snapshotkiller May 18, 2018