the promise of having rough intercourse with a sexy lady in order to spread your seed
see also: pop you open like a clam
see also: pop you open like a clam
by Tom Jones 2 August 17, 2005
Get the rip you open like a phonebook mug.Attributed to a naturally funny person who can do absolutely anything, e.g. read the phonebook, and get a laugh.
Charles was really cracking me up with that story. It wasn't actually funny, just the way he said it was funny.
Oh, yeah, Charles is phonebook funny.
Oh, yeah, Charles is phonebook funny.
by zardoz73 October 30, 2009
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The act of beating a person repeatedly with one or more phonebooks. Originally intended to prove that any noun can be made into a verb.
"Where's that short guy with glasses, I just got the new yellow pages and I'm up for some serious phonebooking."
by deeceeo October 14, 2004
Get the phonebooking mug.n: A place where lucid dreamers go, in their dreams, to sign their names so that other lucid dreamers may find it.
A phonebooth of the color, yellow, which is consciously realized in a dream by a person who is aware that they are dreaming i.e., a lucid dreamer.
A phonebooth of the color, yellow, which is consciously realized in a dream by a person who is aware that they are dreaming i.e., a lucid dreamer.
It took her three lucid dreams to find The Yellow Phonebooth and a sharpy before becoming so aware of her dream state that she woke up.
by Kindel of Liquefaction August 2, 2006
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Since the new update, Abbey has turned into a phonebody. She won't put down her smartphone.
Jake is addicted to his phone. He's a total phonebody!
Since the new update, Abbey has turned into a phonebody. She won't put down her smartphone.
Jake is addicted to his phone. He's a total phonebody!
by abster417phonebody September 30, 2016
Get the Phonebody mug.A posterior so large, when the subject is seated, they appear to be taller. Like a child sitting on a phone book.
by Dr. Knockers January 3, 2023
Get the Phonebook Butt mug.the act of hitting someone over the head with a phonebook at parties due to them knocking over a cup or spilling something; a rule of beer pong
"Hey did you see Pat get phonebooked the other night? It looked pretty rough."
"Yeah, we hit him so hard he fell down. Oh well, he deserved it."
"Yeah, we hit him so hard he fell down. Oh well, he deserved it."
by fellowpartythrower January 8, 2010
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