phonie homie

when you think your best friend/homie has your back when something happens, but they end up ditching you for no reason

Dan-"dude can you be my wingman tonight?"
Kyle-"Sorry, I'm playing Combat Arms"
Dan-"wow phonie homie!"

by imhilarrious April 7, 2010

phonie

One who spends an inordinate amount of time using, and therefore is especially adept at using, a smartphone to lookup information on an instant's notice. Often knows more about how to use someone's phone than the owner himself.

My sister Mary is a real phonie. No matter what you need to know, she can find it in seconds using her iPhone.

by duhnb August 23, 2011

Phomie

A person who you thought was a friend but is action like a phonie.

Did you see Dylan hanging out with you ex ? He's a straight phomie

by Frtgrrrmo September 3, 2017

podies

Podies are the pads on the bottom of an animals feet, most specifically dogs, but also used for cats and other animals.

I took my dog for a walk in the snow and his podies almost froze.

by kaat June 21, 2010

phdiety

university professor who claims omniscience because they spent a metric fuckload of years in school.
Considers themselves academic gods (dieties).

He tries to tell me how to fix his computer, when his degree is in business and my B.S. is in information systems. Fucking phdiety.

by monkey January 28, 2005

phoniecall

its when you start laughing to yourself in public, and to cover it up you pretend that your on the phone, which usaully makes you laugh even harder

i couldnt stop laughing at the radio this morning, so i made a phoniecall to enjoy myself in rush hour traffic

by el solo t uno October 14, 2008

poodie

Someone that is absolutly terrible at an texas hold em, or anything

"Man you suck at texas hold em, your a poodie

by chocolate bruh August 13, 2012