The irish cock plower is when a woman chops off a mans penis and gets it surgically attached to her head and proceeds to ass fuck the male so hard that he starts shitting all over the female's face as he screams so loud that he bursts the female's eardrums causing blood to gush out of her head and leak into the male's asshole leaving the female to suck all the shit and blood out of the males asshole.
by Blamethelag098 November 30, 2019
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The act of switching between anal and vaginal sex repeatedly throughout, which usually results in a surplus of shit clumps to build up in the cunt lips. The man then pulls out and hoses them lips down with a cum shot simulating someone power washing the mildew off of the siding of their house.
Big Easy: So my chick let me do anal last night for the first time. I can't decide which I like better.
Tryant: Why don't you pound both holes and see? But beware, if you are going to do that you may want to pull out and plower wash that snatch as you don't want a brown clam.
Tryant: Why don't you pound both holes and see? But beware, if you are going to do that you may want to pull out and plower wash that snatch as you don't want a brown clam.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 9, 2019
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by .-.retard.-. December 3, 2020
Get the phlouer mug.1. A person who masturbates in such massive durations, that his genital hairs begin to fall off.
2. A person with a genital hair plucking fetish.
3. Someone who is horny as fuck.
2. A person with a genital hair plucking fetish.
3. Someone who is horny as fuck.
Example 1: "Holy shit, judging by that wad of pubes in that urinal, I think a Pube Plower has been here!"
Example 2: "I just found out that my girlfriend is a Pube Plower in bed. Sex is now a nightmare."
Example 3: "Quit going to strip-houses you fucking Pube Plower."
Example 2: "I just found out that my girlfriend is a Pube Plower in bed. Sex is now a nightmare."
Example 3: "Quit going to strip-houses you fucking Pube Plower."
by Dr. Degenerate October 7, 2016
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Wild Phllower. Bitch, chick, hoe, etc...
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Wild Phllower. "Do you suppose she is a Wildflower?", said the Daisy (From Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll).
Wild Phllower Yo, I fucked that Wildflower.
Wild Phllower Yo, I fucked that Wildflower.
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