pahvant

Pahvant: (puh-vont); A mountain range in South Central Utah known for its large racked Elk, Doyle Moss discovered and named this great mountain range. There is also a quirky little town known as Scipio (sipp-e-O) on the Northern most extent that is the cats meow of the county.

“I’m goin huntin on the pahvant tomorrow “

by Resigner69 April 15, 2020

phalangeal penetration

to insert fingers or toes into a bodily orifice. Aka. "fingering" or "fingerbanging" or "fingerblasting"

"Yo dude, did you hook up with that ho last night?"
"Yeah man, I gots me some phalangeal penetration, you know how I do. No big deal though."

by Allan Bridges February 24, 2008

Paavan

(Noun)something/somone impossible to resist

Mike pulled a paavan on me last night !! I just cant help but do what he wants..

by ivy_gal June 11, 2008

phalaphobia

Fear of a boner.

*Wake up with a morning wood...*
"Ahhh What the fuck?! Holy shit!!.."
*The man saw his own boner.*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by Vanguard September 12, 2003

Phaganism

A term or phrase characterized by nonsensical comments uttered by someone who commonly misuses and abuses ideas and beliefs that have become common knowledge

Some common Phaganisms are: "anything under 100 dollars is free", "re-occuring current occurances", "ruples do not exist", "such ridiculously short arms for such a rediculously large body", "catroner", "check-weigher check-weigher"

by Sanofi Packaging 2nd Shift June 28, 2008

phalanx

an automated 20mm air defense gun used on modern U.S. Navy Ships

The enemy strike aircraft were no match for the cruiser's 3 Phalanx guns.

by Admiral Nimitz November 18, 2004

phalangitis

The lingering life infection sustained from going down on a vitriolic cunt too early in the piece

Jonny wished he had thrown a few mentos down the shoot before plunging his face and future into the vitriole. We dont see Jonny anymore, phalangitis has him by the balls

by Senator Palpatations May 24, 2018