phantom

when u use the cloak of darkness to make your excape from a sexual interlude that is bound to be akward once the morning comes and the booze wears off

heather pulled a phantom and crept toward the door, weary of waking the gentleman snoring in the bed

by elle March 15, 2005

phantom

An individual who is so insignificant they are a mere apparition.

Check that cunt out, he's a phantom!

by Davie January 10, 2003

phantom

A word used to describe a poo which leaves no trace on the rectum. A poo which has such a clean exit from the anus that toilet roll is not necessary.

Jon: Just did a phantom, it was so awesome I didn't even need to wipe.

Or

Ryan: I was praying for a phantom because I was in a rush but that was one messy poop, trying to wipe my ass was more difficult than getting peanut butter out of a carpet.

by Patrick Bateman October 14, 2011

phantom

you bang a girl in front of a living room window and you have your friend sneak up and take your place...then you go outside and make ur hands into a batman mask and jump in front of the window and then when she realizes and looks back your friend has the batman mask on too

Jackie Leung got phantomed by her boyfriend and his best friend.

by jackie leung February 9, 2007

phantom

when making bow-chika-wow-wow with a girl you pull out and spit on her back and when she turns around you blow your load on her face

by Josh McEntire January 22, 2003

Phantom

When you and a chick are doin it up, you spit on her back and moan and she turns around and you just GET her in the face!

Here comes the phantom

by SpiritMuffler June 22, 2004

Phantom

The souls of individuals from an alien world which was destroyed. These beings resided on the Leonid Meteor, which landed on Earth in the early half of the twenty-first century.

The race was effectively destroyed by the release of a counteracting bioetheric wave.

You've come in contact with a Phantom, sir, please remain calm.

by Tim Kedojeh January 19, 2005